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Congratulations Agent! You have unlocked the secret mission debrief for the Parakeet Whisperer and her new partner, the Duchess of Lisbon.

Your mission, should you choose to accept, will include several tasks to take down the Kick O.R.P.H.A.N.S.. Also will probably include a lot of mimes but that's an occupational hazard.